So what did we see on tonight's six o'clock news?
The sight of millions of people in Afghanistan going to the polls?
The U.S. and North Korea agreeing to a new deal over nuclear arms?
Pretty earth shattering stuff, eh.
No. The whole nation is agog that an overpaid and talentless bimbo has been dropped (shock horror) by one of the leading fashion houses for sniffing some coke.
The end is nigh. We are living in a tabloid world.
N.B. See blog title.