Definition of Astrology:
"The study of the positions and aspects of celestial bodies in the belief that they have an influence on the course of natural earthly occurrences and human affairs."
My definition of Astrology:
"What a load of bollocks"
My reasoning is backed up by my 'stars' as predicted in todays Sunday Telegraph.
"How often does the opportunity come along to make a real difference in someone else's life? Very frequently, would have to be the answer. But not this week"
Which basically contradicts itself and says absolutely nothing. Now I don't hold any sway to this sort of mindless drivel, but like most people I'm always curious to look to see if I am coming into huge amounts of dosh or any other advantageous temptations coming my way.
The guy who writes this goes under the mantle of 'Psychic Psmith' and he amazingly gets paid for producing such crap. I'm in the wrong job, obviously.
1 comment:
Either I'm missing your sarcasm, or you didn't realise that Psychic Smith was a parody.
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