Send in the clowns

I'm fifty three years old and I'm getting excited about going here for pity's sake. I think my brain was wired up in reverse.
I now know why the circus is in decline. They charged me £57 for the three of us (two big 'uns and one littl'un). That's a lot of dosh to watch people falling over and generally acting the goat. Mind you, the russian girl who robbed took my cash had lovely eyes.
Can't wait.