Get out of the fucking way.....

An incident happened today that really pissed me off.
Nothing winds me up more (well at least not today anyway) than two or more airheads having a pleasant conversation whilst standing in the door you want to walk through. I mean, they have all the fucking corridor to chat about the wonderful holidays they experienced, yet they pick the busiest portal to idly chit chat.
I have had a pretty grim day. They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Easy prey.
Without batting an eyelid, I calmy told them to get out of the fucking way as I promptly parted them. The look of pained surprise was priceless.
Don't get me wrong. I am usually calmness personified. But every once in a while, something presses THAT button. This hit it square on.