Another male bastion slipping away.

They have gone too far this time.

I am all for equality of the sexes. If a woman wants to work down t' pit, that's fine by me.

But to invade that unique symbol of manhood, the garden shed is taking the piss.

So come on ladies, keep your hands off our sheds. Some of our greatest ideas manifest themselves whilst pottering about.

It's not as though we deprive you of your cooking and cleaning which we know you love.

It just 'aint cricket you know.